If Only He Knew...

Things David didn't know when he got married:

1. Two princesses would nap on his pillow during the day.
2. The second would have a furrier face than he does.
3. He'd finish off his wife's veggies for her.
4. He'd have to share a room in Heaven.
5. He'd be given his own personal grocery shopping list each week.
6. He'd actually learn to find the stuff on it!
7. He'd use a pink, tutu-wearing piggy bank as a door stop.
8. He'd always have to put his own hat on his "it won't be cold!" wife. (poor fellow)